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Here's fan media I've created!

I've been following Blaseball for a long time and I'm a creative type bear so I've been happy to flex my expressive muscles with my team, whether it be lore jams or different arts.

Season 2

Inky Rutledge Rookie Card :000


My first ever Blaseball fan art! I love the subtle motion of the ball and I'm glad squid Inky has been such a hit, even leading us to Binky my beloved!

A faded baseball card depicts a Minecraft squid in a wizard hat. A baseball floats tantalizingly nearby.

Wizard Hat with Brim


Funnily enough I invert this joke about a year and a half later. Made in Blender3D over the course of minutes.

A 3D render of a red and yellow bespeckled wizard hat with a baseball cap brim. A star adorns the tip.



I forget the context lol

An Anjanath throws its arms menacingly, fortunately it holds a baseball

Bevan Wise Tarot Card


Tarot sized blaseball cards for magic players was an easy pull. It's super funny for me to think about a foil wrapped pack of cards that's clearly larger than all the others because it has magic cards in it. Then my headcanon for Bevan Wise as an older black woman combined with my love of emoji combined to form the Bevan Wise Tarot Card.

A tarot style card depicting a black woman in red robes holding a staff. Trees and plants adorn the borders. It says, "IV - The Wise"

Season 8

Park Ranger


The National Park Service posted a great macroable image.

An instagram post from yellowstonenps, a park ranger holds a binder. "Hot Egg We Would Like to See It"

Season 9

Fishing Net Propaganda


We really wanted to get fishing net. Ironically this propaganda is apropos for neocites.

Fish gifs cover an ancient Yahoo home page. "Dad got on the internet to say give the Magic a net"

We really wanted the fishing net.



We really wanted the fishing net. This got poorly changed into red wizard robes at some point, but I can't find that version.

The wizard from Glover is giving you a thumbs up "Wyatt Glover's dad wants a fishing net, let the Glovers fish"

Season 10

Bonk Jokes Lorejam


I'm very happy where we eneded up with Bonk, but my initial suggestion was a Jack in the Box wielding a bat.

a jack in the box labelled bonk and jokes, instead of a clown there is a baseball bat

Grand Siesta

Bonk Joke


I took hatfights' very good art style and ruined it with this joke. Bonk signs, mostly.

A skeleton, Bonk Jokes, sits at a computer. The computer screen says "Make your bones bigger and last longer click here" A wizard peeking up from behind the screen signs to Bonk, "Don't press that"

Season 12

Art Switcharound


A sketching, inking, coloring passalong that I did with the help of Crash and Aya.

Jazz Cup Cory Twelve, Washer Barajas pointing like Babe Ruth, and a very cool Annie Roland

Too Many Birds


When both pitchers have friend of crows

A news report outside a stadium. Too many crows to see the game. What are you gonna do? says fan

Jaylen's Visit


We very briefly entertained Jaylen Hotdogfingers of Blaseball fame.

A wizard looks questioningly on at bright red hands "Hot dogs for fingers you say? A transmutation accident?"

Oscar Dollie Gurgie


Somebody took a sip of our goat!

A forehead eyed goat stares you in the eyes. You are looking down the barrel of a straw sucking directly from its forehead eye.

King Weatherman


I can't claim that this was actually my doing, but I saw a swap Cory for Weatherman heckpost in Magic chat and the idea was hilarious to me. I dropped all my saved up votes on it and then wimdy stole our hearts. Second image is Chorby Short giving the newly recruited Weatherman some friendly ribbing.

A screenshot of the election result swapping Cory fro Weatherman

Weatherman's entire body is covered by a uniform wizard hat. Chorby Short is a small frog wearing a small uniform hat, saying "It's the only size uniform hat they make, I'm sorry King."

Season 13

Sutton Picklestein


An OG player entering the hall of shadows. Bittersweet for sure.

Famous Oconnor, Sosa Elftower, Annie Roland, and Richardson Turqoise greet Sutton warmly as he enters the hall of flame.

Kurt Crueller Lore Jam


I liked the idea of fisher Kurt whipping balls out of the air with a fishing rod.

A faceless blaseball hero extends forth dramatically, whipping a ball out of the air with a fishing rod hook.

Sutton's Hat


Somewhere, the energy of Picklestein is felt. His hat levitates a few inches off its place on the mantle.

A levitating hat

Sutton Picklestein (2)


Sutton was necromancied and immediately went back to the hall. Iconic.

The same hall of flame pic as earlier, but rather than welcoming arms, Famous' arms are raised in exasperation saying "Y'all how did sutton get over there?" Sutton is in the flowers corner of the hall

Season 14

Tiana Wheeler Lore Jam


The opposite of nominative determinism

A very buff boat labelled Tiana Wheeler points menacingly

No Gods No Kings Weatherman


Old Man Logan Rodriguez having a back tattoo is very good.

A man's back is tattooed with "No Gods No Kings Weatherman" A tattoo gun is poorly adding "Yes" between King and Weatherman. The caption says, "It was jsut causing tension in the locker room, you know?"

Cursed Barl


We are all love Carl. Well, we love Mee6 more but he's in the shadows now. Regardless, Carl didn't deserve to be turned into a Barl.

A bear colored emoji turtle with a bear face

Sports Game


What blaseball might look like as an early video game. Refined later.

An over the shoulder pitching game with UI

Blaseball the Pico8 Game


Not functional, but I did draw this in Pico8

Midway between an Atari and NES style, depicts a video game interface of an anxious pitching machine going against Chorby Short's infamous "Foul Ball 0-2"

Feral Ranger Warning


Magic Discord fans are rangers. This sign warns you of chat ferality, what we call an active chat.

A nature warning sign with the depiction of a bear "Feral Warning" "All rangers are dangerous. Stay in your vehicle if rangers are encountered." The message repeats in French

Season 15

Spectral Chorb


Redacted Chorby would give horrible ghostly batting advice.

Chorby appears as a force ghost, recommending the Magic player swing at a ball that is clearly outside of the strike zone.



Chorby! Where did she go!? Redacted ?!

A frog emoji poorly overlays the "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego" CD cover. Chorby Short in wordart font covers the name of Carmen.

Collage Bonk


That Magic the Gathering card with the cool collage art had just dropped so I had collages on the mind. I also like the look of old school anatomical drawings, so I composed a Bonk Jokes at the X Games. (he hit the grind rail a lot that season)

A skeleton made of mismatched parts does a sweet flip on a skateboard grind rail

Season 18

Math Bear


Without looking it up I'm choosing to believe this was in reaction to fractional runs from fractional suns.

A confused looking bear has math floating in front of its face

Season 24

Propaganda for Magic to journey into the Horizon


Something we say in Magic is "vote with your heart" so I did. And dropped like 30k votes on Horizon in one action, meaning our path towards the desert was hindered for about an hour.

A retro style travel poster, "Yellowstone Horizon" "Enter the Wild Blue Yonder" over a hill and shining sparkle.


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